Also need a Ten Forward Playset!

Those ingredients you listed are literally the ingredients to a dish called cucumber salad. Though usually the dressing is more of an vinegary Italian dressing instead of ranch. Just Google it.

https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/cucumber-salad

Though in a universe with shape shifters, creatures that implant themselves in brains and not to mention telepathy I don’t blame them for being suspicious and investigating any sign of irregular behavior.

I’ll have to go with Picard on that one too it is called the PRIME directive for a reason.