lobsticle 🦞

It sounds like what you are looking for is a form of an object request broker. Provide the name of a class as a string (or, if the set of desired objects is more constrained, an integer or enum or something similar) and then build an instance based on that key. Generally, all these objects typically inherit from some base class like Object so that the broker can return an Object* and the client can dynamic cast it down to the actual thing. I’ve used a pattern like this in the past that worked pretty well using macro magic to enable classes eligible to be instantiated through the broker (register the key and the class name with the broker). This was pre-C++03, so doubtless there are cleaner and more modern ways to implement such a thing these days.

I just love this. They all legitimately look so happy.

This is super wholesome and I am here for it.

The Wang Gang strikes again!

Thelma Harper from Momma’s Family

Damn dude, this is a deep cut.

I actually really like that desktop background.

We need to find out what churches folks like this are being indoctrinated in and forcibly shut them down.

Very disappointing not to see an #if 0 (my personal go-to for decades) in this meme. 😞

The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.

I am also interested in the answer to this and which service the author is using.

Sundar Pichai would like to know your location

Holy shit that verse goes hard

If you think about it, every image we see on the internet could potentially have a Subway behind it.

Emily Elizabeth’s mom (looking at bank statement): Jesus Christ, that dog is eating us out of house and home! We just can’t afford to feed him any more!

Emily Elizabeth’s dad: I have an idea…

This is good too.

I thought OP was looking for minced oaths that could be used in its place, and this is the first thing that came to mind for me. I use this one all the time because I try not to drop the big one around my five- and three-year-olds.

Paul Simon has so many hard-hitting lyrics across his entire catalog. I’m sure I could find something from just about any album, but for me, what comes instantly to mind is this line from “The Cool, Cool River”: “And sometimes, even music/ Cannot substitute for tears”.

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen online in a very long time, and of course I laughed for a solid minute. Well done, OP.

My grandchildren are going to be very excited to get this new XBox! - some Grandma somewhere

Yes but you can’t use a hard n