Diddy did it.
Diddy did it.
But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.
But why?
Did she do it in Reno?
Just use her mum’s maiden name
Wouldn’t be surprised if it struck London.
Fellas, is the Constitution woke?
You know, there’s a story in here somewhere. A monkey’s paw that only grants shitty-sounding wishes, but the side-effects are massively beneficial.
Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.
Who’s gonna paint over the outlets and cockroaches? Who’s gonna wait months for that heater part to get delivered?
Go fish.
And what does God need with a starship?
Yup, and chirping their morning call.
“PiTtEr PaTtEr LeT’s GeT aTtEr!!1”
I hear you. I’m an insufferable morning person, but my son goes harder and is almost always up before sunrise.
There’s a reason Woodie Guthrie wrote “This Machine Kills Fascists” on his guitar.
breaks it off
Ow
Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!