I can’t believe I had to remake this alt already… I thought I was done with this shit. Alright, gamers listen up. I assume that you have reasons for not just buying a butt plug so you probably also don’t want to buy lube or condoms. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Get some plastic cling film from the kitchen, saran wrap. Go trifle through that medicine cabinet and find yourself some Vaseline jelly (you don’t want any scents or additives, just get the pure 100% petroleum jelly). Now that you have yourself some suitable condoms and lube the world is your dildo. I would recommend against screwdriver handles. I would also recommend some thermoplastic over 3d printing. It’s much stronger and can be infinitely re-melted down allowing you to conceal evidence of your indiscretions against god as well as being, much more importantly, hand mold-able to any shape you desire and it will be smooth without any need for sanding. This will allow you to experiment with different sizes and shapes in preparation for the fateful day when you can comfortably purchase a real butt plug. God speed to whoever needed to read this and for the love of christ, just ask a friend if you can deliver a real one to their house instead.
And please don’t forget that a flared base is NOT optional.