First thing I thought of was Philly. This is a whole other level of stupid. We’re not that bad.

As are we all.

I don’t believe they even had that.

Every chance we can.

If only I could give you two upvotes. One for Australia being the most dangerous place in the known universe, and two for the messed up looking D&D beastie. Well played, my friend.

Joint Chief Asshole

Preach On! Please.

The idea is simply that the female of the species should be considered a brood mare and nothing more. More meat for the grinder. Do these people not have wives, daughters, mothers, to give them some feedback about what they’re doing wrong? I know, brainwashed. But still.

Didn’t think of that one back then. Nice one!

Perfect for teaching 3rd grade earth science

That’s going to leave a mark

It never works out all that well. Would you care for a cold beverage while we watch the continuing fireworks?

Oh, fuck me! I got nothing else.

You do realize I’m going to do this? I blame you. You’re awesome.

Wow. I thought my dad jokes were corny. Now where can I use this?

They shall bear their marks with honor.

I’m sorry. Do you need a hug? I would. And we have now learned a very valuable lesson. Do not subject yourself to this ever again. Go have a cookie. You’ll feel better.

As a former cyclist, steel is real. I’ve seen aluminum bikes fail (as in, break at the top and down tube)during a ride. Screw your aluminum!

Well good morning to me. So to go along with the PTSD, the depression, anxiety, spinal fuck ups and, as of yesterday, the chance I may have cancer, I got this going for me. It’s only Wednesday right? Right? Got to keep pushing on. It’s Hell sometimes but I continue to push on.