myeyesburn@lemmy.worldtogonewild@lemmynsfw.com•Would you fuck me right here on this beach? [OC][F]English
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7 months agoGlad you aren’t drinking beer. You could get sand in your Schlitz. 😁
For those unaware, Schlitz is a brand of beer in the US. 😉
So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I’m as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.