Shut the fuck up, Threepio.

Hey kids, this looks like the perfect spot for your weekly installment of

FUN FACT TACO TRIVIA CORNER!

In 19th century Mexico, during the long tenure of President Porfirio Diaz, when the country’s middle and upper class looked across the pond towards Europe for fashion and culture, proper etiquette dictated that tacos should be held and raised towards the mouth with three fingers on one side, the thumb on the opposite, and an outstretched pinky finger.

Even a lot of Mexicans nowadays don’t know about this, you tell them and they will laugh in a getdafukouttahere! sort of way, fuhgedadoubit!

muh puriteh

“Do you, still thirst, for Dwarf blood?”
ARRRRGH!
“Mix with three sticks of butter, three cups of sugar and one cup of salt, heat and stir… voilá… Dwarf Sauce!”

There’s some donkey sauce in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.

Echoes of Goya

The more I see the nakedness of the emperor, the more impressed I am with the skill of the wizards who crafted his invisible clothes.

For me it’s taking cbd and just a little bite of a gummy - a low dose - then stretching and meditating for around an hour total, then I have my coffee - iced latte with triple espresso, macadamia milk, agave syrup as sweetener - and it’s the best damn first sip in the world.

I’ve been doing it like this every day for around 6 years now.

you’re dealing with complicated ideas

With many specific components or processes that must be differentiated between each other, and often the difference is negligible, abstract or hazy to the untrained eye.

Do the bottom one first. Then as next step, do the math of singularities with a paper cylinder and a paper cone, falling through curved spacetime. That’ll take a little more time and effort but you might just start blowing their minds a little deeper with the same pencil and paper folded in 3D.

“Well I think these strange scientists should stop wasting their time peering over microscopes when there’s more important things to do… you know… things that common folk like us can understand and relate to immediately” - any typical anti-reason anti-science (probably religious) dolt, ignorantly vulnerable to things like cholera because they draw their water from the same river where people piss, shit and litter upstream.

I USED
THE GOLDEN RATIO
BUT MY DESIGN
DON’T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

The philosopher of choice for mediocre self-entitled pricks with delusions of grandeur everywhere.

Ooh… capsaicin-powered hot take!

More blood on the hands of those who refuse to vote to keep all those hysterically greedy, anti-science, anti-reason, anti-humanism republicans OUT of majority power.

Hey man, I can see your house from rule

Never ask her anything at all. I mean… who cares? Why do people constantly try to squeeze infotainment from the emotionally ill? It ain’t healthy, all around. For anyone.

Coconut Earhart Pizza Crab

Well I’ll be gol-darned… there ain’t nothin’ new under the sun anymore.
But at least I arrived at it independently… or did I? Maybe I saw this Bernie meme some months ago and forgot about it, but my subconscious didn’t.

I can almost hear the cheesy “tough guy” slang of the time…

“It’s coitans for you, Rocky, ya hear me? Coitans!”

“Step on it, Rocky, they’re right behind us!”

“You’ll never take me alive, copper!”