Can I pretend I have mediocre experience of 5+ years and get away with applying for junior dev positions? 🤔
Can I pretend I have mediocre experience of 5+ years and get away with applying for junior dev positions? 🤔
ML in the streets and AnCom in the sheets.
Y’all need any beta testers?
Technically 0 hours a day. Anyone wanna hire an unemployed mediocre programmer?
So Delicious brand Chocolate Cookies and Cream is where it’s at.
Gotta love a good baseless claim.
I was gonna go work for the government but then I got high.
You don’t really miss it after a few months. And maybe it’s stockholme syndrome but lately when I get something with vegan “cheese” on it, it hasn’t been awful. Last weekend I got a Daiya pizza thinking it was gonna be complete trash and it wasn’t horrible actually.
This is definitely a sane and logical take. I’ve been eating plants for almost a year and no meat. Not only am I still waiting for my soy manboobs to come in but in surprisingly not a mummy lol.
So I get to keep my toothbrush??? 👀👀👀👀
Either die or get a job. Not picky on which one.