This is brilliant!

Also if air were frozen, it wouldn’t flow to move out of your way so you’d be locked in place.

And the human form, vCJD - variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease

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IP Over Avian Carrier: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=IP_over_Avian_Carriers&oldid=1073581154 (old version before certain revisions were made to make it more sensible)

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