The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks

what

Nah, just an asshole.

That’s literally how the software industry works.

Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

These are a few of the Internets things

When the mod kicks

When the troll baits

When I feel like ass

I try to forget all the Internets things

And then I go touch some grass

You’re probably safe unless you’re doing a terrorism or something.

But… Why are you asking here, of all places?

But doctor, I am the brand new bigger TV!

That’s what I thought at first, but the square shape of the hole and the damage to the leading edge seems more like it struck a tree or pole. The wings are just fiberglass with wood framing so it’s plausible the compressive force could snap the fiberglass along the framing. The torque from that collision could also cause the damage to the opposite wing.

Also, I imagine the operator would detonate the warhead if they were still in control while the drone went down, which leads me to believe it was jammed.

Satanists don’t really believe in Satan. The Satanic Temple is basically the religious embodiment of the ACLU. They’re currently raising funds for The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic. They also run After School Satan in schools that have religious based after school programs.

The Church of Satan is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.

The reason I have a spare is because I didn’t knock down all the pins the first throw.

But then the priests don’t get to ask kids if they touch themselves

The B-52 is designed to fly high-altitude at high subsonic speed. And they’re not very maneuverable. They’re meant to fly straight to a target, drop a payload, and GTFO.

Gunships fly low and slow, banking in a circle to keep their guns on target. For a B-52 to do the same maneuver, it’d have to be higher and much further away.

This is like saying we should make a Chinook bomber because it could carry a lot of bombs. Like yeah, it could, but there’s better options.

NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame – a frame that’s a gateway to a world of imagination. Wipe your mind on the welcome mat. You’re about to enter…

The Scary Door.

Other, larger vending machines.

I don’t want this to come off as insensitive, because if that’s true it’s horrific and she has all my sympathy.

Buuutttttt… A lot of those posts are kinda unhinged. She claims her brother shadowbanned her “on every platform but only fans and pornhub”. And she lists a bunch of physical ailments that are somehow his fault too?

I don’t know. Either way, she has my sympathy because she’s obviously going through some shit. And Sam’s obviously a piece of shit. But maybe take this allegation with a grain of salt? Or don’t, I’m fuckin dumb

Man you’re so cool

Cocaine withdrawal isn’t that bad. It’s all mental. You might get anxious or depressed and cocaine will be the only thing you think about for a while, but that’s it.

Benzo or alcohol withdrawals will actually kill you. Those need to be handled with medical assistance.

Opioid withdrawal isn’t quite that dangerous, but it certainly will make you want to die.

Am I topological pants

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