purplexed

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

And from kids! The circle is complete

You take that back, that lesson was beautiful

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.

Hostel

I’m more of a Robotnik guy myself

Ooo*

I hate you. I hate this. I need bleach.

(it’s parentheses all the way down)

Any suggestions for ones for bass heads?

Grandma died, lol

FOR SUPER EARTH!

Aliven’t

There is no guess, only blahaj.

Well I feel attacked and validated all at the same time.

Only on the on days