🏜️ omg hai feed me tortas
🌵 mom 🌮 enjoyer
¡chavez vive la lucha sigue!
the best part of dating as a cute girl is you can info dump about China on the first date and guys just put up with it lolol
proletarian women (me) eat dessert and remain thin because labouring for capitalists is excellent exercise! lolol jk
it’s pretty ironic how they won’t let Russian or Belarusian athletes represent their countries but the olympics committee is totally fine with the “isreal” even tho it’s currently committing a genocide…
maybe 9/11 was just a marketing ploy for general motors to increase white male anxiety and sell more big pickup trucks ten years later
if they live by u, like on a base, this is some good stuff to do. I can’t confirm or deny if I or my friends have engaged in any of this:
feed them dog treats: u can dress up like ur handing out free samples at the mall, and give the service members dog treats. it’s pretty fun
pretend ur out of gas: this is my personal favourite. somewhere near base pretend to have run out of gas. eventually a bunch of jarheads will show up to help you push ur car, stay inside slightly riding the brake. they’ll keep trying, let them, but just like really wear them out. for a fun twist, start ur car after they get exhausted and drive away flipping them off
set up online dates with them and then don’t show up. this one’s just funny and obvious
send terrible Grindr guys to their room: only do this to bad guys on Grindr but this is also really funny
honestly this gives me the good idea about dating zionists to scam free drinks off them. that’s not a bad idea at all like, i can totally be into “isreal” for like an hour, and then once he’s spent like $200 on my drinks be like…
after that he will wanna not talk to me anymore, which is honestly perfect. free drinks
all this stuff makes me so depressed. I wish the yakubian empire could just leave things alone and let other nations succeed.
why is it the US always feels entitled to this “number 1” position? like, who made that decision?!? the US just accepts as a forgone conclusion that the order of the world is American led and it’s chauvinistic and disgusting
the American zero-sum view of geopolitics is going to get the entire world killed someday I fear
Oki so usually I vote for my man
because if the US wants him to be pres of something so bad, well they might as well elect him.
but this year I’m too disgusted and over everything to even do a joke so I actually just threw it away :3
over 31,184 palestinians are dead today, I started out marching with my city and doing everything I could, thousands of us did but nothing changed, and now they’re going after Latin Americans more aggressively than I’ve seen in my life, I hate this place.
so I couldn’t even bring myself to make a joke this year
ya it really fucks with me mentally. nobody else in my entire life treats me that way (i left my own family over abuse/bigotry a long time ago), and like, idk. i guess i should’ve gotten out of it sooner probably, i just have very low self esteem
thanks everybody for all the replies :3
i know he always like attributes this behaviour to “mental health” (his exact term not mine), and like, i can probably see that, that could very well be true, but at the same time, he always makes time for the needs of his parents (who hate me and call me a “man playing dress up”, i’m not, i’m a woman, and no i don’t look like a guy, they’re just assholes who know i’m trans so they say that anyways, and even if i did look like a guy i’m a woman so it shouldn’t matter, and he doesn’t stand up to them for me), so he’ll like prioritise his parents’ needs for stuff but never do anything for me.
when we’re together he kinda always encourages me to drink a lot (for the obvious reason guys do that with girls), and that’s also like really unhealthy for me and not really something i want in my life anymore.
and he told me “well i’ll never choose you over my parents” in so many words, and it’s like, alr dude, well peace ig, idk. i think i’ll just kinda not see him for a few weeks and see if he says anything.
anyways thanks y’all i’m glad i have this place, i just needed to vent ig lol :3 <3
I mean according to the Bible I guess they’re from “Tanki” and not liberal?!?
that’s the way to do it :3
wow that’s at least nice the wages are tied to inflation. I think the average raise among my friends was around 2% lol
i do this, people can do this! lots of americans (mainly the white ones) just suck and are angry at eachother :( but in my mostly mexican neighbourhood, people frequently invite eachother over to parties and things
you really don’t wanna see the survey where they asked how many of them wanna be Andrew Tate
I’m not optimistic about the future
What’s even funnier is like they failed to catch something like 80% of the weapons snuck through in undercover testing a few years ago lol. so they’re not even good at it.
one of the things that cracks me up about the bolting the pilot in the cockpit thing… Latin American airlines don’t do that. the pilot will come out, have nachos, go to the bathroom, and you know why?
because Latin American countries don’t conduct themselves in a manner that people wanna hijack their planes and fly them into buildings
I used to do that but I switched to other methods cause it was too hard on my throat personally
it’s always such a kick in the face when I go from Mexico to the US. I usually sink into a depression for the first two weeks or so due to the isolation and just kinda oppressive feeling of the United States.
usually the customs officers don’t hassle me much because I’m white but tsa is always happy to help themselves to a groping, which is why I typically do not fly in the US. usually I cross in tijuana so I can deal with sane and pleasant mexican authorities instead of like getting groped for my sunscreen or whatever insane shit the US be smoking this week
one of the quotes on the front page of lemmygrad contrasted soviet women meeting production quotas to american women who’s only aspiration are velvety, kissable hands…
which is a pretty based quote.
but i like having both velvety kissable hands and meeting my production quotas
(well oki not exactly quotas but im an industrial worker lolol)
anyways, a gal never has to choose between soft hands and hard work, that’s what gloves and lotion are for :3