Go ahead, I am not shy about my absolute hatred of entitlement new age dipshits.

Hey now his old drug dealer is probably an expert in something.

If I was the judge id be trying to figure out how to give her the death sentence for that fucken statement. Seriously I want her to drink white phosphorus.

Theyre calling it predictable and shite ya fucken walking fourth grade book report.

I still think its stupid that the requirements for that didnt require that they have a seperate screen from the dash, im convinced car manufacturers used it as an excuse to put fucken tablets in the dash. Congrats by trying to solve one problem ya made 50 others, especially since it makes it harder to remove the fucken tablet.

I refuse to use the term infotainment except to say that I hate it and want to pour pitch on whoever came up with it.

While that is probably true, I also suspect she is building up a bug out fund for when Trump either loses or croaks. She seems smart enough to realize that either one of those situations are going to be a grand old fuckfest.

Nope cant do it without the powdered Carolina ghost pepper water.

It was relatively average for its time, sadly the evolution of the hammer is heavily influenced by neoteny.

The other half of the battle is laser burn to eyes.

I wouldnt call Mjölnir large, girthy is a better term. But you could be mixing it up with Sigmar and Gahl maraz.

Is it teethy?

Guns are for pussies carry a Dane axe like a respectable person.

I dont know if this is even a joke on my part.

Im gonna assume youre from the coast of Virginia and are transcribing your accent.

If it makes it any better youre more likely to get an American who can convert Miles into Leagues before they even think about kilometers. We dont really use metric for anything, unless youre military or something.

I want to see the man who threw a shoe at Bush get into a dodgeball match with Trump.

That one kinda works, there are plenty of places with the name Hot Spring but Truth or Consequences kinda works for a small New Mexican town.

My dude came out and said “If ya aint paying for the unborn ya dont have nothing of value to say”

You just reminded me of the dude who said he was gonna blow up a Taco Bell restroom and got arrested.

Jabba the Mutt

Thats how I feel about my grandmother, she shoved rightwing talking points into my ear and I came out hating the rich and powerful. Funny how that works, ya praise 18th century revolutionaries and ya end up with someone who emulates the viciousness of said revolutionaries just with some updates. It is often times said the communism is an attempt at delivering the promises of the enlightenment, shame im some fucked up type of market socialist and am too biased to fully embrace the idealism of secularism because fuck the Mormons.