Urban McMansion.

Pure McMansion.

And that house’s design is no worse than any other house’s design.

Oh no, people other than the Old Money families have some money now! Horrible!

It’s just that houses used to have floral wallpaper just like that, but maybe people here are too young to remember.

Nobody describes it as wallpaper? Is wallpaper really so unknown?

You’re saying that as if it isn’t possible to be opposed to both for the same reasons.