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So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…
So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…
IT’S NOT TOO LATE
HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THE 2016 ELECTION:
no read ಠ_ಠ
only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ
I, too, crave sauce without borders
Low butt-crack syndrome affects millions of people, it is nothing to laugh at. We’re tired of our butts being the butt of every joke!
My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies
Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game
Elon Musk has a dollar
He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar
96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?
This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it
No, this is where we get the lesser-known “Bison Bob” - semi-famous from wild west stories such as “The Good, The Bad, and the Okay-looking,” and “Fistful of Sand Dollars”
It pairs great with the Khlav Kalash
For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.
I thought bats were nocturnal
In Quebec, we play fast and loose with license plate laws, just like our bridges and general road conditions 😎
Using the roman numeral system, I’d say we’re currently at an I-rate
Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?
It was drinking rawr milk, which has 420.69% chance of catching me when I fall for u •teehee•👉👈🥺
YOUR MAJESTY RUNS A COOKING SERVER!?
I never get these comics but oh man are they funny