If you aren’t allowed to defame and slander people in real life why do you think you can do it freely on the internet? There are consequences to breaking the law.

Over half of his follicles are on strike. He needs to have a mustache transplant like he did with his hair.

He might be feeble and only able to move a step at a time but he is radioactive. Anyone who is backed into a corner by him is dead meat. Dude is terrifying.