I’ve really fantasized about being able to view my stats after I die. I come back to word counts pretty often. Or how many “near misses” I’ve had, if any I suppose.
Number of times people have masturbated to me.
(Spoiler: it’s zero)
Not anymore 🤤
Me next?
but how do you know?!?
How much splooge I’ve nutted in whatever the funniest whole unit could be
My suggestions for units of measurements, in no specific order:
- Thimbles
- Water balloons
- Per hoppus foot
- Cord and rick
- Burlap potato sacks
- Waffle irons
- Size 11 wooden clogs
- Drums
- Silos
- Minecarts
- Blimps/zeppelins
- Potential babies
You’ve nutted 397,405 times the total earth population last year. *
~measured as per sperm, not by volume or weight~
Are you by any chance the cum box dude?
Oh dear, I was hoping that one would die with reddit.
Well, it became internet history years ago. So… unless you want to spend your one chance to change history on the removal of the cum box story, I don’t see any other way. Haha
I’m thinking teaspoons.
Disk, RAM, CPU and GPU usage stats compared to other people. I suppose a lot of them are built like proper servers with their good memory while I can’t remember jack shit, like information from RAM never get stored.
How many times I’ve gotten out of a comfortable sitting position to let my dog in
In Soviet Russia, Bear-that-ate-dog lets YOU in!
Frequency of nice things said about me per year, especially as a ratio of good to bad.
I’d be fascinated to know what the peek’s correspond to
my massive massive penis length. But not how female I am. or how much of a liar I am.
I believe that someday scientists will develop a tool that will be able to accurately measure your gargantuan penis, once we have the technology.
I look forward to breaking such a tool with my tool.
Big dicks come with big dick problems.
How many times I’ve been right when my husband and I have differing recollections of something.
So many,
-The average distance a lost/misplaced item was from me when I first noticed it’s missing.
-Total time spent on the can.
-Breakdown of my spending(food/transportation/shelter/etc) over the course of my life.
But “the most” would be a pie chart showing motivation/reasoning(nothing specific, good/bad/selfish/selfless)behind my actions.
Psssh, such a
Squirrelanswer🐿️
Give me my brains S.M.A.R.T stats. I feel something has been rattling up there so feel it’s about time to be replaced.
I am in the 1% of humans worldwide who can lick their own elbows.
Please, no autographs…
Edit: I’m dumb and misread the question. I read it like: “What statistic about yourself do you desire the world to know about?”
Details of what all books I’ve read. Impossible to remember details
total number of mouse clicks
Are you a FPS gamer?
How many French fries I’ve eaten.
