My God this post is vile 🤣
Grandma deserves a healthy and natural double fisting too
This took a turn sharper than grans lower intestine
Why though?
Old people sex.
Yup. What’s wrong with it? Are people supposed to shed their libido at some point in their lives?
Young people sex is kinda gross if you think about it. I understand old people are aloud to have a libido but that doesn’t mean I want to watch it or hear about it.
Just curious here, but why did you guys see the title “Senior Citizen Sex” and still decide to click the link?
On second though, I don’t want to know.
Because a lot of people find older folks having sex really icky. And it’s such a deeply ingrained and weird take.
So I’m here to dispute it.
They are all members of the Lemon Party.
I have spent my waking life on the Internet since 2400 baud modems. Christ, Lemonparty made the rounds since 2002. Nothing fazes me.
Can’t have a Lemonparty without Old Dick!
Excuse me?
My granddad once said to me, “It’s really humid today”
To which I replied “Aye tell me something I don’t know!”
He said, “Err…ok. I can fit my whole fist up your gran’s arse”
Please elaborate.
My better half works in a nursing home. The one she works in now is more “independent”, she used to work in a nursing home that also had a “memory care” (Alzheimer’s/dementia) wing.
She explains that the sex is rampant. Her favorite story was about a couple who would sneak into a supply closet to do the sweaty, wrinkly deed. But they weren’t as sneaky as they thought, because they would park their walkers outside the closet.
What happens sometimes, is you have these elderly people, who have lost someone they have been married to for decades. And they’re lonely, but they are surrounded by other people around their age who have also lost someone who was in their lives for decades.
Plus they don’t have anything else to do.
In a few years, they’ll all be playing counter strike instead of jumping each other.
I dream of my final years being like my first days: playing videogames viciously.
I just sent this to my mother-in-law AND father-in-law
Downloaded and scheduled text to my child for 35 years from now.
I think you might have some issues, op.
Not really.
Look up some STD transmission stats for retirement communities. It’s a real issue.
The real issue is the absolutely pathetic state of sex ed in the US. A lot of these people probably grew up thinking that “safe sex” meant doing it when she isn’t ovulating and somehow never learned any better despite living through the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s.
There’s also that people that age don’t give a fuck anymore, they just fuck.
Man, what’s heart breaking is congenital syphilis. A disease that’s passed to an infant at birth. In 2012, it was almost gone from the US.
In 2021 it has surged by 201% nationally and quadruple digit percentage in some States.
And given the antibiotic resistance that’s quickly building up, we may never be able to get rid of it now without some new advancement.
And the vast majority of the surge has been due to people either not being able to have a prenatal screening or not wanting it.
It is one of the most depressing defeats. Especially considering the damage the disease does to the child brain and heart. It’s just an unspeakable L humanity has had to take on this.
I agree with you, but I don’t think you can blame congenital syphilis on nursing home residents unless it’s male residents banging female nurses young enough to be fertile.
OP’s not wrong, though. Inmates of boomer gulags are old, not dead. They’re gonna fuck unless you keep 'em in solitary confinement 24/7.
At least my fair share lol
It’s actually mostly hand stuff.
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