Dramatic Shitposter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoTrue Storydiscuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square225fedilinkarrow-up11.31Karrow-down1216
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minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down3·edit-29 months agoOkay now you have to follow through. Go out and marry one of those falsie-long-lashes freaks. No divorces allowed. You must gaze adoringly into her eyes at least twenty times a day for the rest of your life.
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·9 months agoI have made a terrible mistake
Okay now you have to follow through. Go out and marry one of those falsie-long-lashes freaks. No divorces allowed. You must gaze adoringly into her eyes at least twenty times a day for the rest of your life.
I have made a terrible mistake