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minus-squarepooberbee (any)@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·10 months agoTo be fair, most of “all human knowledge” is stuff like when the last time was that each person on the planet pooped.
minus-squaredimeslime@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·10 months agoI would read that paper.
minus-squareDosDude👾@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoFor your paper, I’m pooping right now. You can add that to your data points
minus-squareikapoz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoGo make your little bump in the circle of human knowledge then!
minus-squaredimeslime@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·10 months agoI made a little brown bump.
minus-squarefossilesque@mander.xyzOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-210 months agohttps://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371 Just because. Hmm. Let’s see. About 450g/person/day according to this: https://www.livescience.com/61966-how-much-you-poop-in-lifetime.html X 8073677000 https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/ = 3633154650000g Convert to tonnes: 3633154.65 tonnes Convert to African Elephants: 550,478 approx. Maybe a bit less to account for age.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoNobody knows when I pooped last. It was some time today, but I don’t remember when, and no one else ever knew.
To be fair, most of “all human knowledge” is stuff like when the last time was that each person on the planet pooped.
I would read that paper.
For your paper, I’m pooping right now. You can add that to your data points
Go make your little bump in the circle of human knowledge then!
I made a little brown bump.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371
Just because.
Hmm. Let’s see. About 450g/person/day according to this: https://www.livescience.com/61966-how-much-you-poop-in-lifetime.html
X
8073677000 https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/
= 3633154650000g
Convert to tonnes:
3633154.65 tonnes
Convert to African Elephants:
550,478 approx.
Maybe a bit less to account for age.
Nobody knows when I pooped last. It was some time today, but I don’t remember when, and no one else ever knew.
You only THINK we don’t know