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    If executives don’t go to jail for stealing from consumers, they will continue to steal from you and everyone else.

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    Hope I didn’t need to save my receipts to be part of the class action $1 payout

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      1. Company steals a thousand dollars each from their customers.

      2. Customers file class action lawsuit.

      3. Judge rules the company has to pay a million dollars even though they stole a total of ten million.

      4. Lawyers take half, the customers each get two nickles and a pop-up middle finger novelty toy.

      5. GOTO 1

      Class action lawsuits are utterly broken which is why companies fuck over customers with zero hesitation.

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        Don’t you know you’re supposed to number your lines in BASIC by tens, in case you need to insert something in the middle? You’re going to end up having to renumber all your lines!

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    good thing the people responsible for these decisions will have long-since moved on and thus be impervious to any rulings that might come from this discovery

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    Every company has conspired to raise every price over the last few years. Nice to know some scapegoat might potentially see consequences in 2050 or so.

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    It’s time… to get hit by a tiny fine that makes it just the cost of doing business, with no other repercussions so that they can do it again. Yay for our judicial system.

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    Slap them with a huge fine and use it to fund more antitrust investigation and prosecution.

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    Eggs were cheap then, I worked at a grocery store and they were regularly $1 for a dozen