My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.
I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.
Just because they’re pirate doesn’t mean they don’t believe in sharing.
I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.
Yer a scurvy dog and a land lubber!
You fight like a dairy farmer!!
How appropriate. You fight like a cow!
*clink, clank, clink* your turn
Look! A three-headed monkey!
Hey! Do you really think we’re that stupid? I wouldn’t push it if I were you.
*clank, clink, clank*
We’ll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange…
Ah yes, rule two of the pirate code: no swearing. This, of course, coming after rule one: no stealing. Very famous pirate rules.
Darn it, won’t get anything from pirate santa this year 😔.
He has a f… Frigging big head for that body.
He has a frigging big body for that ship as well
merde
Scallywag
what kinda land lubber whaleshite be this?
Oki-diddely-doki, neighbour
No naughty word on my ship
