What a pleasant surprise

Rest in piss

What a shame…

…that he lived to 100.

FINALLY some good fucking news

REST IN PISS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Good riddance, better late than never.

Holy shit it really happened.

interestingly i heard that his heart has already decayed into extremely rich bitumen. they’re planning a memorial where once a year they extract a tablespoon to light a small flame and the smoke will be blown into a cambodian infant’s face

At first I didn’t believe. Now I just want to know where the new outhouse is going to be installed.

I got to excitedly announce this to the room. Today’s a good day.

Bye bye fucker! What a horrible douche-canoe that is finally gone.

RIP Bozo

Give it a week or two. Hell will reincarnate him and send him right back. Even the Devil can’t stand Henry Kissinger.