Are we missing that he then “tossed it into a parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center”?
He could have just said he had to go real bad, but instead he says this?!:
Blakeslee’s defense? He said he didn’t target anyone but had a habit of putting his feces in Pringles cans and randomly throwing them from his car. He claimed he pulled the Pringles prank at least 10 times that year.
It’s perjury which carries actual jail time if any of the other cans pop up.
Well obviously he was about to pop.
And once that happens, one cannot just stop.
To be fair, it says he had done this 11 times before.
Once you pop, you can’t stop?
You beat me by 2 hours lol
Imagine if you are on trial for murder and you find out your attorney did this. How fast do you hire a different lawyer?
Depends. If he manages to get away with this, I’d say maybe he’s your guy. Wash your hands.
Does he work for Amazon?
I knew that flavor was sus
Damn Ohio your courthouses look like palaces
Have to kind of appreciate his aim. Those Pringles cans are pretty narrow.
Aim??? How big is your butt hole that you can’t fit a Pringles can over it??? Are you imagining he squatted a foot over it rather than just holding the can up to his booty?
Have you ever been to a public restroom?
He does it at 10 paces, like a gentleman. He’s a sophisticated attorney, not some ruffian.
Ah c’mon! A guy’s gotta have a hobby!
what else is there to do in ohio
Let him cook
Pooping is not shameful.
Wow they passed recreational cannabis a couple weeks ago, that was fast af.