Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP
Nah I fucking look like that too mate
Foreheads unite
Tater salad is stored in the head
More like fivehead amirite?
Add some mustard and hard boiled egg… I’d shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.
Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it
Then we’re talking some of the best shit around
Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!
Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)
With cut up boiled (in France I guess “hard” boiled, but just so that the yellow isn’t liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they’re too ‘strong’, use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon…).
Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you’ll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).
Pff, I’m just off the table and I’m thinking of the next meal already 😊
U wot m8?
Eat potato salad
Heathen!
My bet is the face features were selected and shrunk then blended onto the original face
It’s a selfie of me, the potato salad man
The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you
Yeah kinda
3 or 30?
Mentally or physically?
This is some sort of AI image, right?
I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was “If mayonnaise was a person.”
I hope it’s not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn’t have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.
What’s wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?
Ok, I think she’s pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it’s too big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and used light-color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.
I’m gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too
After seeing this post, I’m determined to more than double my potato salad consumption
Poor potato salad 😭
Most uncanny valley ever
That’s not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.
if mayonaise was a person
angry german noises
I join the angry noises
This is someone that thinks mayonnaise is too spicy and makes super bland ass potato salad that uses raisins for spice
How did you get this photo of me