Katana - because katana
First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana
Flashlight - to see how much I’m bleeding
Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me
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Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.
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Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit
2 picks gang!
Machete & motorbike.
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- flashlight.
- two man tent
- water purifier.
- fire axe.
the rest of the options rely on condition factors. is your German shepherd a dunce or fully trained? night vision goggles demand batteries, guns need ammo. dehydration and exposure are the real killers.
I was thinking about the german shephard… regardless if it’s trained or not, it’s a liability, it might become a zombie too.
And I chose the AK-47 because I thought it came with at least 1 round of ammo 🤷.
I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place
Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.
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You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.
For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.
I’d take the Jeep, two man tent, German Shepard, and CB radio. Might as well go on a roadtrip and treat the zombie outbreak like one long vacation.
- Water purifier because I need water!!!
- first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
- flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
- machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon
Pistol.
End of list.
Body armour for bites Crossbow for hunting Machete for defense Water purifier for water
This is assuming its not airborn and if it was respirator presuming im not imune to it already
Body armor - protection against bites Crossbow - silent weapon, semi unlimited ammo, hunting Machete - good weapon/tool Fire axe - for looting abandoned buildings/emergency escapes.
Then I’d head off into the woods and start building a tree house.
Parachute cord should really be on the list, though.
Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don’t kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.
Uh. I already have all of this stuff except the dog. What do I win?
Is it a dog? I hope I win the dog.
- Katana - quiet, and meant as a weapon against humans
- Night vision goggles - can take advantage of the cover of night
- Water purifier - greatly simplifies one human necessity
- Body armor - will put it on only when there’s a risk
None of these are common household items, whereas some of the items on the list are, and thus, scavenged easily enough.
Machete
crossbow
body armour
night-vision.
Stealth, protection and silent defence.
Machete - versatile for protection, hunting, cooking
Water purifier - no explanation needed
Night vision goggles maybe? - more discrete than a flashlight
Jeep - but you know that thing will break down pretty quickly
How much ammo does each gun have
asking the correct questions. No ammo means that the guns are useless.
