It’s okay to wish bad things happen to a monarch billionaire landlord, actually. It’s good and rad.

If I ever have a golden piano while someone on the planet goes cold and hungry at night you can draw and quarter me.

Imagine anyone saying that about one of your morally-bankrupt, billionaire, pedophile, mass-murdering, genocide-supporting, colonialist, cartoonishly-evil family members.

I’m rich! See ya later suckers, I’m subscribing to Lemmy Deluxe Edition!

it’s okay if my family members die shortly after becoming king of england