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depressed pastor
Scrub saddy
Crestfallen patriarch
I grew up in a matriarchy, still sad.
Papa triste
It’s an April Files joke, but my dorky ass thought “Huh, that would probably be more durable and less likely to split”
No, it’s real, I have this at home. I’m on vacation so I can’t prove it 😢
The official sponge of The National.