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And I think the only reason people are so sex obsessed is because they’re from a sexually repressed society.
So we’ll have to agree to disagree on that one.
Edit: It’s a bit like saying to a gay person “but your dating pool will be more limited if you only choose to fuck the same gender.” Maybe… That’s beside the point.
A real relationship isn’t rooted in sex. It’s a nice bonus, but when you’re both old and grey, you better damn well hope you have more in common than just fucking since fucking is out of the question.
Sex is a nice bonus for people who like it and who have partners who are sexually giving and kind, but the majority of human relationships are rooted in everything outside of sex so you’re already doing right by focusing on the rest.
Sex is a footnote in life, compared to actually needing to know, understand, and care for your partner.
Also, just because you’re not motivated by sex doesn’t mean you can’t have it. I have a friend who likes sex, but is basically a practicing celibate because he has no interest in pursuing it. If it happens, he’ll enjoy it, but he’s not sex-driven, it doesn’t drive his decision making, so it doesn’t happen very often.
These fucking nerds are all so hot to create the first real life Marvel’s Iron Man’s JARVIS that they’re willing to burn the planet down to get there.
Half of them believe that the super smart AI they build will solve the energy problem for them, they just have to somehow build it first.
Just the astounding outright hubris of it all.
Just searched, and it looks like you’re correct.
Also, apparently there’s an episode where Spacely and Cogswell are arguing about real estate and they discuss a rule of Orbit City which requires all buildings to be at least 2200 feet off the ground (I assume from their “bottom”), which would make their homes roughly the top floors of the Burj Khalifa
For a minute, I thought this was Geto Boys - Still
Die motherfuckers, die motherfuckers, still
I got a killer up inside of me
I can’t talk to my mother, so I talk to my diary
We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
This kind of goes for all the Mountain Goats songs about The Alpha Couple.
I think we call them “widgets.”
Fuck that, I’d rather have Penny’s Computer Book.
*puts hand in pocket
Oh wait.
Nah, I’m just outjerking the jerk.
I mean, is Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law considered canon? If so, then yep, 100% true.
God Bless Cherry 2000.
Exactly. When the person who holds your purse strings decides they don’t like something, they can influence you by simply… taking away your financial backing.
Hush now, you’re interrupting the circlejerk.
Who hides in a Pineapple from the FCC?
Don’t forget:
Out of control sea level rise due to climate change, which is why they all live up in the sky
Mutants in the lower levels
All I remember about Rage is buying it and then immediately refunding it. This was several years after release and somehow it still had stupid issues with Radeon video cards. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
I suppose maybe that’s fixed by now, but I never went back.
The patent is a lot less interesting than it sounds initially.
It instantly made me think of the original Borderlands and how my friends and I would try to see how long we could “bounce” on each others heads, because if you jump on top of another character, you’ll just keep “bouncing” off of their head.
It’s tricky to keep landing on them, even if they’re not moving!
I kind of figured they meant that something dumb like that could be turned into an actual mini-game within a game, allowing you keep score.
No, the patent is way fucking dumber, sounds like more stupid AI bullshit, and basically focused on dumb streamer shit.
If you were still paying for microtransactions for a SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GAME, congratulations, you played yourself.
I’ve managed to take part in this boycott ever since I stopped playing TF2 in 2008. It’s not hard, and the fact that this even has to be suggested is pathetic.