Anything where they loudly suck off their fingers afterwards. I know somebody that does, like, slow, sensual in-and-out, too.
With or without eye contact?
Mostly without, haha. It’s not a come-on, and it would be a shitty, gross one if it was. This individual just loves chip dust or whatever and is apparently unaware of how messed up that looks.
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Tuyo! My wife loves these. She’ll make a big plate of them, then tear them apart with her bare hands, dipping them chunk by chunk into a small bowl of pickle brine. When she’s done there’s nothing left but a pile of eyeballs and lips on the plate.
Sounds horrifying.
So good with rice and a chutney of diced tomatoes, vinegar, fish sauce, and salted duck egg. I grew up in the Philippines but have lived in the US for more than half my life, so I can understand how it can be perceived as weird and even gross, but as a kid I was so used to seeing it on a plate that to my brain it registers as totally normal.
Whatever is in the cup of 2 girls 1 cup
Oysters definitely make the list.
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You and I clearly have a different definition of a good evening.
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crab or lobster. they just look like massive spiders
Fufu. In second place, is any Indian street food.
cherry tomatoes
Home is behind….
Not if you just eat them whole.
I thought you were supposed to eat them whole, and didn’t realize people actually took bites out of them. It’s literally bite sized already…
Really the only correct way of eating them tbh. Why would you take bites of something so squirty when it’s also so small?
Everyone that has watched LOTR instantly thought of that scene.
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In general, people eating are just not appetizing to watch.
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Crawfish
Human brain from the skull
You consider that food? Interesting…
I forget which part of the hannibal lecter series it is from but the image is seared into my brain.
It was from Hannibal. The third in the series, if you consider Red Dragon to be a Hannibal Lector film.
Thanks! :) I watched the movie at a much too young age so it was probably my fault that I have this vivid picture in my head.
Only when paired with fava beans and a nice chianti
Meat
Anything pitch black that coats the teeth, like that squid ink stuff. Gross.
I gotta say wings. People are fucking savages eating bone-in wings.
There’s no way to eat those cleanly tho, short of shoving the whole thing in your mouth and risk pulling bits of cartilage, to be fair. Same goes for most seafood, especially shellfish like crab, prawns or lobster, unless you pre cut everything, it’s just messy food by default
Same with ribs
And I like it that way dammit
Fuck, now I have that awful song stuck in my head again 😮💨
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Balut - partially developed chicken or duck embryos. It’s served a number of ways, but the one that turned my stomach was boiled in the shell and served like a soft-boiled egg. Watched my Filipino friend eat it. He scooped the whole thing into his mouth and when he bit down, the body cavity of the embryo ruptured, causing the entrails to pop out of his mouth. Then he slurped them back in like spaghetti. That’s about when I refilled the beer pitcher with my puke.
Surströmming - fermented herring. Looks like rotten fish. Smells like rotten fish. Tastes like…well I don’t know. All I can tell you is it was salty, but beyond that all I tasted was vomit. Watching a neophyte eating it will usually treat you to the sound of gagging, followed by vomiting. Maybe your own, since the smell is truly pervasive.
Okay that first one is easily the most horrifying thing I’ve read this morning, and this is minutes after reading about the dude who mixed his dad’s sperm with his own.
I’m so gonna regret asking… what dude? 🥲
This article leaves me with so many questions. How did the council find out? Why did they want to force a paternity test? Why did they say there is a “welfare minefield” due to this? Why is this anybody’s business?
Man, they were this close not to reproduce, but daddy just had to get involved
I feel disgusting just having said this…