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    9 months ago

    Day one: Russian air force gets taken out by NATO air strikes.

    Day two: remaining heavy weapons are mopped up by NATO air strikes.

    Day three to one hundred: Russian meat waves get mowed down by NATO air strikes and artillery.

    Day one hundred and one: Putin tries to launch nuclear attack, fails.