My DNA is a sexually transmitted disease
Cue the Republicans trying to ban HTML from our Internet to protect the kids. Yeah, you do that…
I’m gonna have to start vetting my partners better, I don’t want to catch Webdev.
1 in 10 Americans think rust is a good thing.
The disease part is too real
At least sometimes it’s a viral disease
It’s cool. Those with HTML are likely never to have sex anyway.
I want this book
See that thread.
What thread?
My answer to the last asker:
An article with sources and other fun mistakes. https://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-1-10-americans-html-std-study-finds-20140304-story.html#axzz2v1PZtzMZ
Anyone know the title?
See that thread.
Plz mention me if anyone finds the title. I need it
An article with sources and other fun mistakes. https://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-1-10-americans-html-std-study-finds-20140304-story.html#axzz2v1PZtzMZ
I mean, isn’t it?
There is nothing sexual about it I’m afraid.
2 out of 10 Americans believe anything off a screenshot.
7/10 Americans think a photo and a screenshot are the same thing.
How To Meet Ladies.
Who had sex with my website
It was me!
And 8 in 10 Americans think HTML is a programming language.
And 5 in 10 Americans think you can parse it with regular expressions.
I mean…
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You can parse anything with regex, if you’re willing to give up your soul for it.
Show me the regex for the language L = a^n b^n
Boomer programmer humor
I will die on the hill that HTML should be treated like a programming language.
I absolutely agree, and luckily I think it mostly is treated as a programming language. It’s just a technicality that makes for a great joke.
The hyper text markup language programming language?
They’re wrong too, although less-so.
Also, what about that last American?
The last one knows it’s not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it.
Mom, look! I’m a statistic!
Ever heard of HTMX?
I mean, technically it’s the other 2 out of 10 that are wrong…🙃
HTML, the programming language, is a practical, turing-complete[1], stack-based programming language based on HTML, the markup language. It uses elements defined in HTML, the markup language, in order to do computations.
Yo, dawg, I heard you like HTML, so I put HTML in your HTML so you could HTML while you HTML
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!
I mean it kinda is…
No, it’s a serially transmitted disease
Could we define it as spreading through memetic means?
Hyper Tetanus Menstrual Lipomas
Band name.
