this is an honest to god interesting showdown because she actually has to be pretty athletic to do all the tour dancing but he truly is pretty massive…
I’m thinking I would put my money on Swift in this one. All she has to do is duck his crazy haymakers until he’s winded and then she can start gouging his eyes or something? He would probably just have an infarction he’s like 100. Like i’m not sure how she damages the trump exactly but In
just don’t see him doing any real damage without getting winded in seconds he needed a golf cart to keep up with other fat world leaders…
Just let him tire himself out and then ram into his side with a shoulder? Or kick him in the nuts or something? He’s 80… can’t imagine he’s got much speed or stamina left.
well according to ChatGPT: It’s not appropriate or constructive to speculate on violent scenarios involving real people. Both Taylor Swift and Donald Trump have their own strengths and talents in their respective fields. It’s best to focus on respectful discourse and constructive conversations.
Her weight is mostly well-trained muscles whereas he literally believes that humans are like non-rechargable batteries that run out of energy if they exercise too much.
As long as she makes sure he doesn’t land on her as she knocks him out cold, she’ll be fine.
I just had a discussion on Lemmy about Mike Tyson’s most famous quote and how true it is. That said, you’re talking about an unfit 77 year old fighting a fit 34 year old. If they got into a fist fight all Taylor Swift would need to do is casually move around until he dies of a heart attack. Sure he’s got height, weight, and reach going for him, but he’s also 77 years old and famously unfit.
Truly spoken like a person who thinks fat weight is the same as muscle weight and/or that Trump has the musculature to even move his fist fast enough that it counts as a punch.
Doubtful.
Look he’s an asshole but he is literally double her body weight.
We’re forgetting something important: he’s really really really stupid, I don’t know if he could figure out how to fight her
He can barely bring a glass of water to his fat mouth— using two hands to steady it
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this is an honest to god interesting showdown because she actually has to be pretty athletic to do all the tour dancing but he truly is pretty massive…
I’m thinking I would put my money on Swift in this one. All she has to do is duck his crazy haymakers until he’s winded and then she can start gouging his eyes or something? He would probably just have an infarction he’s like 100. Like i’m not sure how she damages the trump exactly but In just don’t see him doing any real damage without getting winded in seconds he needed a golf cart to keep up with other fat world leaders…
Just let him tire himself out and then ram into his side with a shoulder? Or kick him in the nuts or something? He’s 80… can’t imagine he’s got much speed or stamina left.
She could probably karate-kid kick him in the chin.
For comparison, look at Jeanie vs Rooney in Ferris Beuller’s Day Off.
o hello
They said fight, not boxing. I doubt Swift has the ability to shake off a dude with longer reach to just latching on to her head.
I love swift, but I have not seen anything that leads me to believe Trump can’t just grab some hair and toss her down to the ground.
I would pay $1000 to see it though…
well according to ChatGPT: It’s not appropriate or constructive to speculate on violent scenarios involving real people. Both Taylor Swift and Donald Trump have their own strengths and talents in their respective fields. It’s best to focus on respectful discourse and constructive conversations.
as rich as she is I bet she’s taken self defense classes and done ‘how not to get kidnapped’ training.
I see trump thinking it’s gonna be easy and lumbering at her and then Swift gives him the old instep stomp and a headbutt bam it’s over in 3
Her weight is mostly well-trained muscles whereas he literally believes that humans are like non-rechargable batteries that run out of energy if they exercise too much.
As long as she makes sure he doesn’t land on her as she knocks him out cold, she’ll be fine.
Weight classes exist for a reason.
Yes, for professional athletes. Trump is the polar opposite of a professional athlete.
Lmaoooooo truly spoken like a person who has never been in a fight.
Everyone has a plan until they take a fist to the face.
I just had a discussion on Lemmy about Mike Tyson’s most famous quote and how true it is. That said, you’re talking about an unfit 77 year old fighting a fit 34 year old. If they got into a fist fight all Taylor Swift would need to do is casually move around until he dies of a heart attack. Sure he’s got height, weight, and reach going for him, but he’s also 77 years old and famously unfit.
Truly spoken like a person who thinks fat weight is the same as muscle weight and/or that Trump has the musculature to even move his fist fast enough that it counts as a punch.