Updating with Gov. Brian Kemp’s response:
The 2020 election in Georgia was not stolen.
For nearly three years now, anyone with evidence of fraud has failed to come forward - under oath - and prove anything in a court of law. Our elections in Georgia are secure, accessible, and fair and will continue to be as long as I am governor.
The future of our country is at stake in 2024 and that must be our focus.
This man is fucking exhausting. I am tired just listening to his bullshit lmao how his supporters still have the energy to support him is beyond me
What? It’s been like 3 years since his presence was oppressive. Shit, I’m getting my second wind.
HEY TRUMP YOUR LEGACY IS RIFE WITH IMPEACHMENTS, INDICTMENTS, AND SHAME. THERE ISNT A FUTURE THAT EXISTS WHERE YOU DONT SERVE AS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE FAILURES OF THE EARLY 21ST CENTURY. ALL FOR WHAT? A CARTOONISH EXSISTANCE OF SHITTING ON GOLDEN TOILETS; BEING A DEPRIVED SEXUAL DEVIANT DEVOID OF REAL HUMAN CONNECTION; AND ALLL THE MCDONALDS, BURNT STEAKS W/ KETCHUP, AND DIET COKE YOU CAN STOMACH. YOU FUCKING ORANGE CLOWN.
So accurate. He’s also the prime example of the failures of his generation. Every boss I’ve had is from his generation and they all worship and emulate him. They think that running a business like him is why they’re successful and are totally ignorant of the fact that they were handed the world on a silver platter, promptly shit all over it, and now can’t understand why everything is falling apart around them.
I honestly believe that his obsession with being orange should preclude him from eligibility to hold any office of any kind. That’s just obvious mental disability right there, pure and simple.
It’s true for everyone that’s made themselves orange, but I think most people learn after doing it once, whereas he’s made it his identity. That and a bunch of other bad choices.
Oh, and I think you meant *depraved, but that could also be correct.
I think there is a stand up bit where they talk about Trump being orange is baffling. Can’t think of who it was, tho.
Also, I think I meant depraved originally but I also think Donald’s lack of sexual conquest really describes why his impulse control when it comes to women is so fucked.
Energy and money
Who are these fools that keep donating to the “billionaire”
When Donald Trump first claimed the election was rigged. The Republican led Michigan state legislature, prior to deciding electors, invited him and his cabinent to present their evidence at an open session of their legislature; with the implications that if indeed there was legitimate evidence of widespread fraud in the state of Michigan they would use their Constitutional right to choose electors to modify who they sent to Congress.
Trump didn’t show, he didn’t send a representative he sent zero evidence. He was 100% hot air then, he’s 100% hot air now.
I got 5 bucks that says he just discovered AI can write a report for you.
He’ll present nothing and his supporters will forget about this announcement.
He will present a bunch of folders full of blank paper, again.
Anyone else remember when the my pillow guy had a 3 day event where he was gonna present his evidence of this? That was pretty fun. Hopefully this lives up to the hype and is even more wild and embarrassing than that one.
Yup, and it turned out the data he presented was a bunch of nonsense.
My favorite part was when they brought out their tech experts and they had to question if it was a Windows computer or not LOL
Oh, man, I missed that… I tuned in to see what they were going to do and they were just scrolling data, it was impossible to tell from the stream what it was.
But they made the mistake of turning the logs over to an actual researcher and he was like “Nah, ok, where’s my money.” LOL.
“He proved the data Lindell LLC provided, and represented reflected information from the November 2020 election, unequivocally did not reflect November 2020 election data,” the arbitrators wrote. “Failure to pay Mr. Zeidman the $5 million prize was a breach of the contract, entitling him to recover.”
He’s done more than one of them and actually is kicking off another tomorrow in Missouri I believe.
Wow dude needs to get a better hobby lmao
Is he still being sued? The best thing about the OG one was it was announced he was being sued in the middle of it
Remember when that drunk lady testified in Michigan?
Quick! Get events planning to start calling around landscaping supply stores!
Trump:
Step 1: Announce report that will exonerate me.
Step 2: Work on coming up with some bullshit. Hmm this is harder than I thought.
Step 3: Fail.
Step 4: Blame judges and liberals.
Step 1: announce a report coming out next week.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit
I think you’re being pretty naïve if you believe steps 2 and 3 exist, frankly.
Said the liar:
A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11:00 A.M. on Monday of next week in Bedminster, New Jersey. Based on the results of this CONCLUSIVE Report, all charges should be dropped against me & others – There will be a complete EXONERATION! They never went after those that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!
Oh, good. I was beginning to think maybe it was all false hype. Glad he’s finally gonna show us how it happened. /s
It warmed my heart that the author worked in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping stunt. Hahaha. What a joke. How anyone took their side seriously after that embarrassment is beyond me. Some people are very stupid.
Ah so that’s what we’re going to use as the new euphemism now… “The riggers”
Rigger, puh-leeeze!
Dats mah Rigger!
He might be running a little late.
We are still waiting on the report that would fix the US healthcare system within weeks of him entering the White House 6 years ago. I think he also claimed to have a plan for world peace. Probably had something to do with just giving up and handing everything over to Putin, probably. Who knows. We never got that one either.
Still waiting on that report on Obama’s birth certificate for that matter…
Oh, that Futurama ep with the time traveling politician.
God that shows how long ago it all was. The show has been cancelled and brought back since then.
The show has been cancelled and brought back since then.
To be fair though given we’re talking about Futurama I have to ask which cancellation we’re talking about, because it has something like 4 series finales.
Don’t forget his brilliant Afghaniplan: withdraw over weeks instead of years and hand the country over to terrorists.
And at the end of his election fraud report, he’s going to announce that he’s going to make Mexico pay to build that wall!
Trump next week: “The dog ate my irrefutable evidence!”
“The irrefutable evidence goes to a different school in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.”
As a time traveler, I just came back from the future, and he didn’t present Shit!
Maybe he needs a bigger comb…
It’s good you provided this information because I was totally positive he might actually have something.
Wow, what a rollercoaster.
It’s always ‘we’ll show our evidence next week’ with these traitors.
I’m sure it will release right along with his healthcare plan.
He’ll do it right after he releases his tax records
Ahh yes, the thing he repeatedly could not prove in Court, will now be irrefutably proven with some “report”.
He’s not even rolled out infrastructure week yet. He’ll get to the proof, really soon too.
“I’ve got irrefutable evidence that the election was stolen.”
“Dope! Bring it to court. If you’re right, they can overturn the fraud and if you’re lying there will be consequences.”
“No thanks! I’ll stick to my bespoke twitter clone where I can’t actually accomplish anything but no one can hold me responsible for my actions.”
Then he can tell it to judge.
