Cryochamber test #42. Patient still dead.
The three tiers of how you want your body preserved when you permanently connect yourself to the full dive VR experience.
Defrosting a skeleton with turkey baster injected microwaves.
George Kelvin
I was about to say, it’s already captioned
- Extract the soul
- Clean skeleton
- Gently burn the skeleton
- Put skeleton in a vacuum
- Reinsert sul
Boom, living skeleton
Reinsert sul
This made me laugh as ‘sul’ means ‘dimwit’ in my language.
As a mortician, I’m highly confused what the hand-embalming syringes are doing … is this supposed to be a pro-embalming poster? Get embalmed and look pristine forever?
Bleaching the Skeleton Living Inside You For Dummies ™
This art is cool af
They don’t do National Geographic like they used to.
- Suck your skeleton into the syringe
- Climb down the ladder
- If you see a flaming skeleton you’re on the right path
- Find the giant transparent pill
- Inject the skeleton into the pill
Only at step 3 do we become Saddam Hussein.
Little Billy’s sleepover didn’t really go as planned.