I was going to come up with something fun and clever to keep it going but the next line of the real song starts with “cream-coloured ponies” so I think we should probably just leave it here after all.
There are some of the internet’s things that we don’t need to enumerate.
You gotta force an extra syllable in, otherwise it doesnt work
Make your pet lobster a sweater with mittens.
Now someone come up with the next line:
Keeping him cozy and warm until Spring;
Edit: disregard. I like Caboose’s version ❤️
impossible tables supported by strings
These are a few of the Internet’s things
Wasted talent
I was going to come up with something fun and clever to keep it going but the next line of the real song starts with “cream-coloured ponies” so I think we should probably just leave it here after all.
There are some of the internet’s things that we don’t need to enumerate.
Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons
Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon
Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings
These are a few of the Internets things
When the mod kicks
When the troll baits
When I feel like ass
I try to forget all the Internets things
And then I go touch some grass
Not too high for slaying some rhymes.
Make your lobster a sweater along with some mittens
That’s too many, with some clunky emphasis for the meter.