In Polish you can say, sometimes You’re pushing a Queen, sometimes You’re beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.
The English phrase “beating a dead horse” must be fantastic knowledge for Polish schoolboys.
White knight takes black queen.
“This isn’t my favorite starting position, but I’ll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage.”
Patience, please, while I consider my next move.
There’s no way you came up with that move yourself, you’re cheating!
Pretty by-the-book so far, let’s get interesting.
That’s not fast enough to get a promotion.
Go ahead, take me. See what happens.
Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
Google it.
Holy hell!
“That move has left me wide open”
Nice breasts
First of all: That’s not how you play chess (left image).
It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂
Chaos. 💣
This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
Haven’t you heard about Cheskers?
That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.
“you’re getting mated”
“I see you’ve played the Frenchman’s cumsock”
Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We’re playing tournament rules.
Ah, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer
My sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.
“I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”
Who can last five minutes in bed?! That’s a ridiculously high standard.
It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it’s speed
chesssex, so a much more realistic standard.