• moshtradamus666@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I am a manboy, I like peeing sitting down when I’m at my house. It’s just more efficient and effortless. I also do it when I’m at a friend’s house, specially if it’s a girl’s house.

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        5 months ago

        Imagine knowing how your pee spreads all around if you stand and pee - only to deicide to stand and pee.

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          5 months ago

          Better then getting someone else’s skin biome on my butt. Who knows what sort of fucked up commensals they have?

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              5 months ago

              so far

              so far

              Nah but seriously it’s just an ick factor for me. Probably a result of living with my greasy and terrifyingly hairy housemate.

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        5 months ago

        What bacteria which is capable of living on porcelain also has the ability to enter your bloodstream through the skin of your butt cheeks? I once was told that seat to butt transmission of most things almost never happens and that the biggest danger in a public stall is touching the toilet paper dispenser and then touching your face.