Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural
Daddy nature
Schlongson wronks the dongle.
“The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating.”
Groot dumpster.
Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.
For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*
why they don’t do elephant rides at the zoo anymore
The trainers forgot the magic word (magumbo)
Remember to cradle the balls while you suck stick to get more sap.
Artist’s impression of the preparation of Ayahuasca.
If dying of dehydration try to find an elephant. There are often drips of water in leftover in their trunks. Elephants don’t mind sharing and are often grateful have a dry trunk as it avoids trunkrot.
Me on a saturday night
I have the power!
If you’ve got wood, you’ve got something to drink.
Pov: $20