Damn SJWs ruined Lara Croft. Smooth and round breasts wtf? Bring back the triangle tits. You may not like it but this is peak performance. Think of the aerodynamics
Lara’s pixel tits are like a UNESCO World Heritage Site. They’re the patrimony of all mankind, they should be protected. We failed the Bamiyan Buddhas, let’s make sure we don’t fail hers.
I’m not entirely sure why changing Lara Croft’s looks to have shorter hair would be necessarily a negative thing. It wouldn’t affect her character or her character arc.
I acknowledge that there is some reason to be cautious about character revisions, especially because there have been several recent instances where the designer makes changes without understanding why the character are the way they are, and they ruin the character’s personal arc as a result. But to say that all changes are SJW seems reductive and it also, frankly, seems to not describe the actual issue at all
Oh, thank goodness, I thought it was some SJW version of Lara Croft. Deep breath…inhale…exhale…they haven’t gotten to Lara, right? RIGHT?
Damn SJWs ruined Lara Croft. Smooth and round breasts wtf? Bring back the triangle tits. You may not like it but this is peak performance. Think of the aerodynamics
Angelina Jolie’s were very aerodynamic, though. Peak performance, heh
Aerodynamics? Think of the radar cross section reduction!
looks like a cybertruck
Cybertits.
Cringe
Gonna tell you what I told the other guy:
Bruh we shitposting. Get with the program. That’s what this community is
Lara’s pixel tits are like a UNESCO World Heritage Site. They’re the patrimony of all mankind, they should be protected. We failed the Bamiyan Buddhas, let’s make sure we don’t fail hers.
Scrap queen is so much hotter than Lara Croft what are you talking about
I’m not entirely sure why changing Lara Croft’s looks to have shorter hair would be necessarily a negative thing. It wouldn’t affect her character or her character arc.
I acknowledge that there is some reason to be cautious about character revisions, especially because there have been several recent instances where the designer makes changes without understanding why the character are the way they are, and they ruin the character’s personal arc as a result. But to say that all changes are SJW seems reductive and it also, frankly, seems to not describe the actual issue at all
Bruh we shitposting. Get with the program.