A decent chunk of these are “how would you even?” and a few others are “you’re doing it right now.”
laughs in compound
That’s hilarious because me and my brother licked lead fishing weights for fun as a child. It’s probably why I’m retarded.
How is bromine “probably fine”? It should be in the rectal damage section.
Calcium should probably be in the “Ow, my ass” section.
There are a bunch wrong. Feel free to go crazy with it.
Better, but still a few issues.
Promethium, radium, curium, and Californium are all radioactive enough to cause rectal damage. Conversely, I don’t think phosphorus (black or red) or selenium are reactive enough to cause much harm.
Thank you for your contributions to this
A nobel prize would be given to a lot more of those. Especially those naturally brittle or liquid.
I guess it’s only implied but any liquid is inserted as a solid - e.i. below its melting point. It’s assumed anything crumbly has a suitable binding agent.
A few of them are definitely wrong as has been pointed out to me but I’m glad we’re all learning about science!
Gallium would be an interesting suppository.
awesome contribution
Lick my As! You chemists can’t stop me from slobbering on every element.
The elements can defend themselves. You lick whatever you want, buddy.
Licks calcium one time
I dunno, if that gasses are in a state where they’re able to be licked, they’d mess you up pretty bad
Yes you can!
But does this imply licking it in a “lickable” state? I have a hard time imagining licking a gas, and licking hydrogen as a liquid at -250 C or so sounds, not great.
One could say you are licking gasses right now
Depending on the quantity and the leidenfrost effect, you might be fine
I’d bump up cesium, rubidium, and probably potassium to “please reconsider”, as I would not want to stand near you
I would avoid licking zinc. It’s a necessary nutrient but it doesn’t take much to me your stomach up.
But Lead tastes so good!
I wonder what metallic Sodium tastes like…
It tastes like hot hydrogen gas (that will quickly mix with oxygen and taste like superheated steam).
If that doesn’t get ya, it would taste like sodium hydroxide, and also soap. (The soap is from the hydroxide turning the fats in your cells into soap.)
It tastes like pain.
I’d say downgrade Mercury to yellow. Licking Mercury won’t hurt you as long as you hold your breath.
Having it close to your breathy parts is always not a great idea though.
I’d sooner lick plutonium than mercury.
Edit: well, maybe plutonium oxide now that I think about it.
CodySlab swallowed it
I wanted to tell a joke here, but all the good jokes argon.
I was going to tell a sodium joke, but Na.
That was such a noble thing to admit.
it didnt get a reaction out of me
You could say you were inert to my attempt at humor.
The original joke was pure Gold, but these later ones are just Boron me
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Is that a mother fucking Warframe reference?
Yesss, someone finally caught it!
It wasn’t me it was my friend next to me :p
Well then, my greetings to you and your adjascent friend! :) Good catch!
I always wanted to play with bromine. It looks so cool.
Why all the coolest things have to be toxic 😞 (broad life wisdom statement)
I’m gonna lick Ununennium and you can’t stop me
There aren’t any unun* elements on the visible table anymore; they gave them all names.
Ununennium is still hypothetical
