this picture is clearly photoshopped some pixels are smugged
you can see the pixels
Pure gold! Imagine how difficult it was to make hundred of people to stand still holding a train-like weight over their heads to capture it on prehistoric camera 😅
This is obviously fake 🙄. The pyramids were built by aliens
That’s what they want you to believe.
I find it discriminating that you arent able to see those creatures as aliens!
Given his many legs some of these people have, I’m inclined to agree.
No they were built by human slave labor to be landing pads for alien space ships.
Indeed
Seems weirdly inappropriate for this community. Weird satire is not typically posted here
Lemmy is thoroughly infested with AI dog shit.
AI wasn’t the first thing that came to mind but makes sense now
AI?? I thought they looked weird because they were aliens.
that’s so much funnier
No you’re right. Everyone knows aliens made the pyramids.
That’s because it’s legit! It’s here therefore it’s real! It’s real because it’s here!
Basic tautology dude!
What’s going on in the bottom left corner there? O.o
Thats the designated fluffer all construction sites must have. Thank god for the union.
Morale boosting
I would like to volunteer as morale officer, please
Found the Kneel-Lex
The old rub and tug.
People calling this picture fake, but it’s obviously real because how else could this picture exist???
And whoever says its photoshopped, Photoshop didn’t even exist 4000 years ago
Aliens!
Well at least the pair in the bottom left are having fun.
Men were REAL MEN in those days!
REAL men are slaves!
Men were real ANTS in those days
c/femdom goes wild
Nice
YEAAAAH! Besides the skirts and no beard.
And the gay oral sex in the bottom left…
I am pretty sure that Andrew Tate once said that it is gay not accept blow jobs by other men but it is gay to give one…
/s
Only insecure conservative men care about wearing a skirt or not having facial hair.
I guess the pyramids were build by democrats and liberals then.
Also i assumed this would clearly go down as a joke but i am not sure now
I got it was a joke.
Yeah i hear EPS does last that long as a pollutant in the ground
This photo is a fake. I have calculated the math here. There are around 18 men lifting a block here. Each block in Giza pyramid weigh around 2.5 tonnes. An average man can lift around 50 KGS. When you put in the numbers, 18 men can lift only 900 KGS. So obvious fakery.
People just had a much better work ethic back then
But these are aliens not humams
Not sure if you got wooshed or I got wooshed
Actually, 2500/18 is only 139kg. That’s a lot, but it’s less than what some people do today
edit for those taking this serious: that block is way heavier than 2.5 tonne. Sandstone has a density of about 2.323 tonne/m3. This block looks about 8 meters long, so 8x8x8x2.323=1.187 kilotonnes
If it’s that heavy how are they picking it up?
Nah, 2.5 tonne seems about right
But regular workers back then didn’t understand what those weight numbers/hieroglyphs meant, so they just picked it up unaware it’s way too heavy to do so.
The photographer was giggling at them & about to explain how heavy the blocks are - but doing so a lot of workers would be immediately pancaked.
Thank you. Finally, some logic!
Kids these days are just so lazy, back then the average man could lift way more weight
Only those who could lift more than average survived for the photo, obviously.
Kids today are lazy, back 60 years ago we had to walk to school in the snow uphill both ways and come home and milk the cows. Why we could easily lift that thing with only four people.
- my Dad
Back in 2565 BC cameras weren’t that advanced like they are today. Due to the long exposure time these people had to stand still for several hours in order to avoid too much blurriness of the photo. You can see that the people in the background (middle left in the photo) were moving slightly as the photo is a bit blurrier compared to the foreground.
1 tips, the whole gang gets crushed
And the other gangs behind have to stand forever or run away and leave the poor ones in the middle to get crushed too
Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!
MF im too high for this shit. I damn near fell for it.
Asterix and Cleopatra confirmed!!