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Oof
latest cargo crates updated
"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "
Very progressive.
I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.
I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I’ll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.
For some definition of interesting …. The quashed commit whose message is a Jira ticket number and title?
This is what I hate about squashing. I love the fact that my crazy journey to a finished feature is there in the log for everyone to see, including myself lol. But squashing makes me feel empty when I write commit messages. Where’s the fun… Just a straight line of perfectionism. Maybe someone has a crazy but cool idea that would be worth picking. 🍒
Maybe. I do more DevOps these days, so tend to have many small changes that can’t even be tested without checking them in and running in CI. I’d have hundreds of “fix unit tests” commits alone
“it’s possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes”
“Couldn’t count all the stuff”
“Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]”
Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.
Merge commits 🙅
Fixin’ thangz
Uhh it’s on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao
Mod: Added delay to let switches settle
wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha
hoho
I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn’t. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn’t remember what I had done.
Diff
I know I know. I figured out what I did before I thought of that… which was just now when you said it.
“Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme”
“;”
Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn’t even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon…
Before anyone asks : no, we don’t do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Join me and use
~to mean “shit changed just check the diff”For those I just commit with the message “ngl there’s a lot of changes in here”
Tweaked some things
+2543; -5642;
Calculation Helper wagesj45 committed Apr 23, 2024
“28496 - there, it’s fucking fixed you twat waffle.”
Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn’t review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.
