Lasers and barbecues not so much yet, but Blue Whales, Humback Whales, and Whale Sharks have effectively turned their teeth into fishing nets.

It is wild to remember we’re all descended from fish. I mostly refer to our primate tendencies (listen to a kid scream and tell me we’re not descended from apes) but a lot of our parts, like our skeletons, are highly modified fish parts. It’s crazy.

I mean, it follows that eventually evolution would produce fauna that would take apart a nuclear submarine in seconds.

Sharks with lazers on thier head! Because everyone deserves a warm meal.