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minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoHe already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoJust have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?
minus-squareRagdoll X@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-26 months agoIt is, in fact, very easy to code a game! from pygame import game game.load_player() game.load_enemies() game.load_audio() game.run()
minus-squareoce 🐆@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoI’m glad that there’s no micro transactions nor loot boxes.
minus-squarepivot_root@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoThat part comes when they find a publisher.
minus-squarebitwolf@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoThat’s in game.load_dlc() we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoMake sure to add mandatory EGS accounts later.
minus-squarepivot_root@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoEGS? Oh, no. We don’t do that here. We’re more along the lines of:
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoif date.today() - RELEASE_DATE > timedelta(days=90): try: game.prompt_user_to_connect_3rd_party_account() except PlayerRefusal: sys.exit(0)
minus-squaresuction@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoI’m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!
minus-squarelistless@lemmy.cringecollective.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoYou can’t do that, you’re committing copyright infringement! Change gameto mygame though, and you’re golden.
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoAnd sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!
He already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?
Just have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?
It is, in fact, very easy to code a game!
from pygame import game game.load_player() game.load_enemies() game.load_audio() game.run()I’m glad that there’s no micro transactions nor loot boxes.
That part comes when they find a publisher.
That’s in
game.load_dlc()we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.Make sure to add mandatory EGS accounts later.
EGS? Oh, no. We don’t do that here. We’re more along the lines of:
if date.today() - RELEASE_DATE > timedelta(days=90): try: game.prompt_user_to_connect_3rd_party_account() except PlayerRefusal: sys.exit(0)I’m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!
You can’t do that, you’re committing copyright infringement! Change
gametomygamethough, and you’re golden.And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!