“Haben Sie Homer und Peter mit Chevron pump?”
Context, for those of you who dont…
https://twitter.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1790101095898886651?t=eWyWa0yWaZP5fdF2hf4tfg
What the actual fuck.
I deeply regret clicking that link…
I’m not sure the username checks out 🤔
This girl has standards 😂
Not that horny then…
Nope not that horny 😂
Not anymore, maybe not for a long time.
Ok wtf.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I tried but I was furiously maturating at work and was in the middle of getting fired and arrested at the same time. Sorry about that.
No… I don’t think I will.
Getting all gassed up
I didn’t know. Now I do. I wish I still didn’t.
Yikes
That seems like a really easy way to get cancer