Kinda insulted that they didn’t talk about my absolute nemesis of a confusing card.
Yes, I know. It’s a bull like creature with a giant shell on its back or whatever. But what I see every single fucking time is a huge ass skull with tusks.
I didn’t see a skull…
I see a gopher looking colonial soldier.
Those tusks are the most epic of a mustache.
The turtle shell, looks like a coal bucket helmet lowered over the eyes.
and the nasty looking yellow teeth, with a fat bottom lip…
And then I blink, because it turns into an Ox with a turtle shell.
Kinda insulted that they didn’t talk about my absolute nemesis of a confusing card.
Yes, I know. It’s a bull like creature with a giant shell on its back or whatever. But what I see every single fucking time is a huge ass skull with tusks.
I see the card.
I see a skull.
I remember it’s not a skull.
I forget about it.
Repeat.
I can’t be the only one…
I didn’t see a skull… I see a gopher looking colonial soldier.
Those tusks are the most epic of a mustache. The turtle shell, looks like a coal bucket helmet lowered over the eyes. and the nasty looking yellow teeth, with a fat bottom lip…
And then I blink, because it turns into an Ox with a turtle shell.