I had a similar issue just this week with 2 unintended phone calls happening under a similar situation.

My aux cord was connected via blue tooth, though…

Anywho, the blue tooth to aux converter had a dial button on it that kept getting bumped into.

Only reason I share, maybe your issue is as simple as that also.

I didn’t see a skull… I see a gopher looking colonial soldier.

Those tusks are the most epic of a mustache. The turtle shell, looks like a coal bucket helmet lowered over the eyes. and the nasty looking yellow teeth, with a fat bottom lip…

And then I blink, because it turns into an Ox with a turtle shell.

Strong Vigilante 8 Vibes. Looks great.

Nah, it’s much closer to Nietzsche’s “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process they do not become monsters.”

Would watch!

I thought suicides automatically disqualified life insurance claims?

Loved this game. The turtle tank was so good.

To your second point. It’s the Nazi Bar Parable.

You forgot the gigantic pipe organ on wheels blaring hentai and pornography.

Have you tried cEDH? If you could give a pod for that, you might find a play group more to your liking. Everyone’s trying to win as efficiently as possible.