You should really start using profanity more. It’s really fucking fun
Lots of these are on my list of wants in a partner. Give me a tatt’d up sailor mouthed gym rat any day of the week. Driver’s license optional.
“Not lobotomised”
“Over 18”
… my first thought when I read “never dated a woman” was “yeah, because these are mostly the basic requirements for an adult women. Sicko obviously likes them young”
This person needs to hire a cook and get a sex doll. Actually scratch that, door dash. He’s way too fucked to interact with other humans. I feel bad for anyone in his life.
Cannot cook is a turn off tho. Everyone should know how to cook, at least somewhat.
Dude still in love with the one that rejected him.
That’s just gay, not the cool kind though
No. There’s only the cool kinds
Cool gays don’t hate women like that, I think
For some reason I have a real bad phobia of piercings, which is unfortunate, as most hot people have them.
The only ones that really bother me are the ones that go through the center part of their nose like a cartoon bull. I can’t stop thinking about them getting crusty when you have a runny nose and it grosses me out.
Oh yeah I get that. I too think that it’s weird how these through the nose ones are so popular…
How a guy can go his entire life as a virgin.
I am pretty sure it’s satire. “Has driver’s license, can think for herself”
That must be satire.Normally I would agree, but we are in the the bizzaro timeline
Maybe? There is a large portion of christo-fascists who actually believe much of that. I am certainly not so naive that I am ruling out satire, but I would also be remiss not to consider that it’s actually real and posted by an outright garbage human.
This man is basically saying out loud “Don’t date me, I just want a servant I can fuck.”
Ah, a Bangmaid!
Oh and one that looks nice on pictures or at events.
“Can think for herself”.
Dude really wants to do the “Where you do want to go eat?” “I dunno, where do you want to go eat?” vicious cycle?
Right now, I could go for a burrito or two
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If anyone has even one of these you are a 10/10 and should hit me up (we can be friends)
I also got a 7/14 lol
Let’s see, I’m:
Profane
I hug bouncers(if i regular somewhere, or if they seem like they need/want a hug[hugs cheer lots of people up])
Im the only goddess i worship.
i love driving
i have been thinking for myself my whole life
i used to lift/work out when i was in a desk job
ive been to like 12 countries.
guess ill have to tell the guys im a 1 and that they are out of my league, LMAO.
You should curse more just to be save.