Horses as transportation.

Sewer Man is just a cryptid

This hits so hard rn. Woke up and immediately started puking everywhere. Called off work and went to go get light food and locked myself out of the house. Currently sitting in the shade wait for my mom to show up with the spare key. Fml

Because the call started off with him talking normally. I’ve spoken to him a bunch before today.

I work in IT and had a dude use the UwU accent with me on a call today while I was trying to fix his email. Made me wanna barf.

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Do decorative video games maps count?

My mom should have amazing credit, but she doesn’t. She does literally everything right.

Meanwhile I have really good credit and have no idea why.

It’s just made up shit and we should find a better system.

Credit scores are just some fake shit that boomers made up. It’s so dumb.

This was me today. My beagle isn’t feeling good and he was cuddling for comfort most of today. It kept me in a state of sleepiness all day lol

No, bougier. Like mansions and supercars and garages the size of my house and gigantic yards with topiaries. Absolutely crazy shit that screams “We have fuck you levels of money”

It’s honestly kind of disgusting, tbh.

I think they’re babies. My ducks had itty bitty weird wings when they were in their teenage phase. These birds look half grown lol

Oh fuck that’s honestly really cool

Saw a man watering his yard the other day omw home from work. I drive through a ridiculously bougie area on my commute and see so much weird and out of touch shit

I also got a 7/14 lol

Yup. It’s an… Interesting place to live lol

A huge chunk of my childhood was spent playing in the dirt and mud. I lived in bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania, so that’s all I had to do when the neighbor kids were busy.

My mini goldendoodle is a medium sized dog, but she uses her big girl voice when people are nearby. She’s not even aggressive or trying to be threatening, she just barks like she’s twice the size she is. She picked up the behavior from my parents’ anxious great shepherd. I’m trying to get her to stop, but it’s been hard.

I mean, I grew up in the US by several sheep farms and I would take pics of the critters constantly because they’re cute.